Some people should just be shot.
April 25th, 2007
Check this out:
Man charged with DUI on way to DUI hearing
For those of you too lazy to click a goddamned link, the article speaks of a 74 year-old cheap excuse for a man. He was headed to court for a DUI offense from February. The problem is, he never made it to court, he crashed his tardwagon into a guard rail and was arrested again for drunk driving. Big winner! Oh but wait, this guy was also busted for DUI in 1998 and 2004.
See the magic of drunk driving is that if you get caught, they take away your license. Oh noes! So what’s a god-fearing bottle-loving man to do ? Drive anyway! It doesn’t matter really, if you’re the kind of fellow who drives while insanely drunk, the instant you get pulled over you’re getting a bigass fine, valid license or not. Sometimes they take away your car… Buy another car!
Now I’m willing to give anyone a chance, mistakes happen and most people learn from them. Here’s my idea: first offense, you get a slap on the wrists and a modest fine. Second offense, you get to spend the night in jail with big gay guy named Bubba. Now if that’s not enough for you, the third time you get caught drunk, the world officially declares you too dumb to live and we shoot you in the fucking head, because I’d rather see an old stupid loveless drunk guy executed, than another 8 year old become a bloody hood ornament.
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