Bill’s Mind

November 20th, 2007

Canada failing its obligations to children: UNICEF

Apparently we’re a bad nation for kids. More accurately, we’re as bad today as we were a generation ago. Here’s a priceless excerpt from the article:

• About one in six Canadian children live in poverty, a number unchanged in a generation.
• A child obesity rate of 26 per cent — one of the highest rates of obesity among children in developed countries.
• Infant mortality rates at five deaths per 1,000, a figure unchanged in five years.
• Canada has one of the highest rates of children in state care and in youth detention centres compared with other industrialized nations.
• Mental illness among children has risen, with only 20 per cent getting treatment.

Now I may be an elitist prick, but it seems to me like they’re looking at the problem from the wrong angle. If kids are living in poverty, with poor health and high crime rates, maybe it’s because they’re being raised by idiots. What’s worse is a large portion of these will grow up to be every bit as worthless as the human wastes that bred them. Cull the idiots, and we’ll have a lot less of these “unfavored” kids. Throwing money at the issue is only going to make things worse, it will just result in more resources going to these baby-popping cancers. The one thing dumb people are really good at is spreading their plague.

Don’t even get me started on mental illness, I still don’t understand why high-risk parents try to conceive a child (or seven!); seriously, if the doctor says the kid has a 50% chance of being even more messed up and you are, stop fucking and get those sickly tubes snipped both of you! If you’re so lonely that the prospect of a rich, entertaining life without children makes you want to slash your wrists, well try adopting, and if that fails I’ll give you the razor blades!

Let me word it in a more vegan way: kids aren’t born with an innate desire to be messed up. Their environment is what makes them fail at life. It is everyone’s job to make that environment a safe and healthy one. If we keep producing low-quality humans, soon enough there won’t be a world left for us to live in.

October 18th, 2007

Robot Cannon Kills 9, Wounds 14

Okay, time out! Can someone please tell me why these worthless South African war mongers have autonomous robotic machine gun thingies ?

Who makes these things ? How much does one cost ? What kind of bottom-feeding Mercedes-driving sack of shit would design and build such a thing ? And who got the brilliant idea of outsourcing the software development to some backyard meth lab in China ?

How about we stick them all together on a remote island and napalm these sons of bitches on live TV ? I’d… Read the rest of this entry »

May 31st, 2007

wcbstv.com - High-Tech Tattle-Tale Device Hits NYC Theaters
Regal Cinemas (some movie theater chain in the states) is now handing out these little remote-like devices to some of their patrons, which allows the person to page a staff member during the movie. The idea is that when some idiot ruins the show by talking throughout the film, or pointing his laser, or beating his wife, you page an “associate” and they come shut the idiot up… Read the rest of this entry »