July 9th, 2008
WARNING: If you consider yourself a serious, devout catholic, you should probably stop reading. You won’t like what I have to say, not one bit.
I bring your attention to article A: ‘Body Of Christ’ Snatched From Church, Held Hostage By UCF Student
Now consider article B: ‘Body Of Christ” Returned To Church After Student Receives Email Threats
If you’re too lazy to read, the titles pretty much give it away. University kid goes to church, university kid doesn’t eat the Jesus cracker fast enough, university kid gets physically and verbally attacked by Jesus freaks. I half-expect church leaders to be borderline-homicidal, but the email threats are way too much. What’s the big deal ? It’s a ghetto piece of so-called “unleavened bread”, probably imported from China, where it’s cooked up by 12 year old slave kids who’ve never even heard of Jesus H. Christ.
Turn it around: let’s say I am a cult leader, and the rules of my cult state that one must insert “The Body of Fnarg”, which is actually just a piece of no-name straberry licorice, up one’s anus. Does that grant me the privilege of smashing your ignorant skull if I ever catch you using a piece of licorice beyond the confines of your ass hole ? The Catholic church seems to believe so.
The day religious folks give up hypocrisy, is the day I’ll stop bashing religious folks. Believe in something if your fragile mind requires it, but mind your goddamned business!
June 23rd, 2008
Update:A spin doctor from Pizza Pizza contacted me and credited $50 to my account, and I’m not one to turn down free pizza! I still declare a jihad on the Somerset tards - I’m not much for suicide bombers, but maybe a large group of fat nerds could show up, dressed in their finest trans-gender World of Warcraft costumes, all calling in complaints on their overpriced iPhones until Rick James’ pimpin’ arm reaches down from the heavens and fiercely slaps the pizza nazis like the bitches they are. UNITY!
Anyone who knows me, knows I love pizza. I eat… Read the rest of this entry »
March 29th, 2008
For those just tuning in, Creative Inc, the company that sells the Sound Blaster brand of sound cards, has been giving a driver hacker a very hard time. The issue involves Vista driver support. I don’t know the full details, as I don’t own a Sound Blaster anymore, but the gist of it is that many features do not work in Vista, that used to work in XP due to architectural differences in the OS.
In other words, all those neat features they listed on the box, which people foolishly paid for, well those features do not work under… Read the rest of this entry »
December 9th, 2007
Charity Forced to Pay Copyright Fee So Kids Can Sing Carols | TorrentFreak
I won’t even try to say anything clever about this. Fuck them all! Fuck the idiot inspector, fuck his boss, fuck everyone who touched the paperwork involved in this case. I hope they all get gang-raped by a pack of Wii hoarders for the rest of eternity.
November 29th, 2007
Optimus Maximus in minimus sub-$1000 configurations - Engadget
We live in a fake world. Fake people, fake careers, fake tits and fake money. Well if you’re the kind of fake person that likes a fake computer, here’s your keyboard: the Optimus Maximus, by Art Lebedev (aka the “geniuses” who got paid to draw a heart on a microwave).
For those of you who just got off the boat, this keyboard’s claim to fame is that each key has its own mini color OLED display, so you can put little icons and animations on them. It’s real purty!… Read the rest of this entry »
November 22nd, 2007
YouTube - Xubuntu Compiz Fusion VERY OLD computer / Better than Vista
I don’t usually post Youtube links, but this one actually has adults commenting :P Damn kids. Anyway, the topic I want to touch on is old computers. Not old like Atari, old like a Pentium-III 800mhz, which was released in 1999, almost nine years ago.
Nine years is a very long time for computers. Most of them don’t survive that long, thanks to Chinese manufacturing. Cheapness aside, most people replace them a lot sooner than 9 years. I must have gone through… Read the rest of this entry »
November 20th, 2007
Canada failing its obligations to children: UNICEF
Apparently we’re a bad nation for kids. More accurately, we’re as bad today as we were a generation ago. Here’s a priceless excerpt from the article:
- About one in six Canadian children live in poverty, a number unchanged in a generation.
- A child obesity rate of 26 per cent — one of the highest rates of obesity among children in developed countries.
- Infant mortality rates at five deaths per 1,000, a figure unchanged in five years.
- Canada has one of the highest rates of children in state care and in youth detention centres compared
November 9th, 2007
CQ Politics | FBI Hoped to Follow Falafel Trail to Iranian Terrorists Here
Fee Fi Fo Figger… As if the collective society of US law enforcement and security agencies weren’t already the biggest asses on the beachball, they’ve done yet another thing to remind everyone how ignorant they truly are.
I don’t know how else to say this, but the FBI is trying to track down terrorists by observing what kind of food they charge to their credit cards. I guess my “5 shawarma platters per week” diet makes me Osama Bin Canada! I guess that means the… Read the rest of this entry »
October 18th, 2007
Robot Cannon Kills 9, Wounds 14
Okay, time out! Can someone please tell me why these worthless South African war mongers have autonomous robotic machine gun thingies ?
Who makes these things ? How much does one cost ? What kind of bottom-feeding Mercedes-driving sack of shit would design and build such a thing ? And who got the brilliant idea of outsourcing the software development to some backyard meth lab in China ?
How about we stick them all together on a remote island and napalm these sons of bitches on live TV ? I’d… Read the rest of this entry »
October 5th, 2007
Jury penalises music file-sharer - BBC NEWS
A Minnesota woman just lost in court against the RIAA, and has been slapped with a quarter-million dollar judgement.
Now I don’t care how much music she was sharing (it wasn’t much!) or how badly she may have messed up her testimony, there’s just no fucking way she could have “cost” the music industry $222,000.
The interesting bit is that this was a jury trial. That means there was a group of people in that court, who decided by majority that this woman was guilty, while the judge set the penalty. I’m… Read the rest of this entry »
